We bought a bus! To live in!

Even I can’t believe it. But there it is, right out my kitchen window–all 40 feet of yellow-orangeness. Like, an actual school bus. That we’re going to live in. Sitting there saying, alternately:

Wow! What wonderful adventures we’re going to have together!              

our bus

and

What the hell did you just do?

also our bus

We had been talking about buying or building a tiny house on wheels for a couple years. We even went to the tiny house festival. We spent the weekend in a tiny house. We decided to do it…someday.

Someday, when we’d gotten rid of more stuff. Someday, when we’d saved up the tens of thousands of dollars to have a tiny house the size we wanted. Someday, when my husband was ready to quit the job he’s been at for 25 years.

Then, one day I realized that school buses had just about the same amount of room (minus lofts) as a really long tiny house on wheels…and that they come with their own means of towing themselves (I mean, we and all our stuff probably don’t weigh more than 70 kids and the seats they sit on!)…and that they only cost about $5000. 

So, I told my husband,

“I think we should start looking at school buses.”

He said

“Ummmm…. Are you sure?”

And I said,

“Ummm…. I think so.” 

A couple days later he was spending all his spare time on his phone, looking at retired school buses on Craigslist and other online sites, counting windows and trying to figure out dimensions from really bad pictures. A couple days later, we drove down to Knoxville to see our first bus. And, man, it was a rust bucket. Still, it being the first bus we’d ever thought about buying, we were afraid we might be passing up a good deal and took much longer deciding to say no than we should have. 

The next two weeks, my husband went back and forth between being excited about the little bits of info he got from people-selling-buses-online and feeling like we’d never find one we’d like. (I mean, who knew there was such variety in school buses?)

We looked at a few more and passed on them. Then one day, someone told him there was a good bus (40-footer, rear-engine, great condition, full “basement”) for sale nearby on an online marketplace. I messaged the guy, and the rest is history. Turns out, he had hundreds of messages from people who were interested, but he had only replied to me because he was busy getting ready for his daughter’s swim meet. It was meant to be.

We’ve already made all kinds of plans and have had all kinds of ideas. We’ll see how it all works out. It’s not like we’ve ever done this before. Luckily, Jason is one handy and industrious guy. Stay tuned!

Can a maximalist go tiny? I sure hope so…

I have accepted my maximalism. I don’t apologize for it. I’ve often gloried in it as I hung a whole wall of frame-to-frame pictures or sorted my hundreds (thousands?) of buttons into color categories and put them in jars or opened my drawer to choose from my many different colored and patterned shirts. 

But, what happens when a maximalist decides (for many reasons that we will go into later) to “go tiny”? Will I inevitably become a minimalist? How hard will it be to get rid of some of my stuff, and how much of it will have to go?  Will it be donated? Will it earn money? How will my family cope?

I’m going to be living the answers to these questions over the next 6 months. It’s gonna get ugly. It’s going to be a lot of hard work. I’m already completely overwhelmed. But, man, I’m pretty darn excited.


 

What in the world is a maximalist?

Do you love rich, colorful pattens? Do you like to “collect” things? Do you, in fact, have a collection or collections? Do you mix eras and styles and textures in your decor? Do you always err on the side of too much rather than too little? If so, you might be a maximalist like me.

A maximalist is the opposite of a minimalist. Those of us with maximalist tendencies are drawn to excess and even redundancy. (One might be so bold as to call my 12 teapots a little redundant. Especially since my husband is the only one around here who drinks tea.)

Maximalists don’t have to be clutter freaks or hoarders. We just like the feel of more around us. Bare walls make us nervous. Our refrigerators usually stay at maximum capacity. If we travel, we like to visit a new place every couple of days and fit in as much as we can. If we are crafty sorts of people, our craft closets/fabric drawers are so full of beautiful prints and stripes and solids that it’s sometimes hard to close them. When we find a half-price sale on our favorite shirts, we think, “Great! I can buy twice as many!” (And not, like my husband thinks, “Oh, good, I only have to pay half as much.”)

If any of this describes you, then welcome to my tribe! I love your style, friend. 

 A few of my favorite collections: